|Thursday, November 15th, 2007|
|How are you gentlemen.
I will be returning to the fair land of northern virginia tomorrow, and will remain therein until the saturday after thanksgiving. Thus, i will hopefully be able to attend rambunctious parties all the evening long.
HOWEVER, one is compelled to note that one will be attending the SOCIETY FOR MUSIC THEORY ANNUAL CONVENTION (sort of like otakon for music academics) over this upcoming weekend, and will most likely be unavailable for any sort of hoo-dee-ra planned over that time interval.
|Friday, September 28th, 2007|
|Friday, September 7th, 2007|
|Saturday, September 1st, 2007|
|Wednesday, June 20th, 2007|
|Bahamas for money and profit
Ladies and gentlemen, bahamas time is on the horizon.
HOW TO GET TO THE HOUSE
0. Did you know there are no addresses in the Bahamas? All mail is done through PO boxes.
1. Arrive in North Eleuthera airport.
2. tell the taxi driver you need to go to "Harbor Island". S/he will take you to a water taxi.
3. Take the water taxi to Harbor Island.
4. Take another taxi to "Sea Dream House".
5. Touch yourself for days.
FOODS AND SUCH
1. Be prepared to give me money for food; $60 per person is a good starting place. Cash would be preferred, check is possible.
1. Shout like a tiger.
*edit* When I say $60, I mean you pay me $60 for communal food for the week; obviously you should come prepared with payment power beyond that.
|Saturday, November 26th, 2005|
|it hAS BEEN many moons since i have updated my bifkin.
ostensibly shwe was in luv w/ me but she TRAITORR!!!
liar CUNTBREAKER WHORSE? BAgnana.....
rushing oceans hippos talk but NO ONE LISTENS.
i was once a fat in the dick
who had a mysterious likc
i poo in the house
dick hgospital mouse
frooblew digger hooger von blick.
toomanysyllables FIUVK YOU JOSH!!!
|Tuesday, August 16th, 2005|
|VERY IMPORTANT EVERYONE MUST READ AND COMMENT ESCPECiALLY THOSE WHO ARE NOT MALE AND DONT ATTEND UvA
We have rolled the die for determining the room assignments in bice 202!!!
FIRST111212, THE BIG ROOM!!
Ryan rolled a 2
Chris Rolled a 4
MArk rolled a 12!!!!
LEt's all congratulate our winner!!!!
The other not so big room butr not as small as the smallest room!!!!
Chris rolled a 6!
Henry rolled a 1!!
Let's all congratulare our winar!!@
Henry says this game is so fucking rigged it's not even funny!!!
|Wednesday, July 13th, 2005|
|Magic the Gathering is sweet and makes me post on lj
Two very important things happened today on the magic the gathering front -
1. Spanky, Henry and I drafted Champions - Betrayers - Saviors, during which Henry won both games with Mindblaze.
2. We opened a Umezawa's Jitte.
|Wednesday, July 21st, 2004|
I mean. Word, buttfavs. My dingus pisses in your face. I jink my janker at you, mandonglers.
Clearly this is not Yulin posting in Chris's LJ. I don't know what you people are thinking. >.>
|Thursday, July 15th, 2004|
OK, gentlemen, here is the deal. It seems as though the meeting place for whitewater rafting will be at my house, at the ungodly hour of 7:30. Also, all those gentlemen willing to sleepover at my house the night before are more than welcome, provided that we sleep at least 22 minutes. Wooooooooord.
Sincerely and lovingly,
hamburg the unhappy
|Thursday, July 8th, 2004|
|MANPARTY!11 (and some girls can come, too)
*EDIT* SATURDAY SATURDAY SATURDAY!!!
yeah, MANPARTY!!11 at my house, and everybody is invited. Especially several people whom I have not seen in a long time. I will capitalize their names so that they will notice this entry while skimming cruelly through their friends page:
KAREN, GLORIA, MEAGAN, WYNN, KIM, SOPHIE, CAITLIN. (please note i wrote all the fangirls down but i comically did not include thara lol omg kekekekeke buttlove)
please comment or whatnot.
p.s. the janks begins at 5
|Sunday, April 11th, 2004|
|Wednesday, April 7th, 2004|
It's so deep! It speakz of the many difficulties I face today as a homeless office worker! When will the injustices of society stop flaying us with the whip of not-money-having!?
Oh god, the Opium Wars...
--Chrissy-fer! =DDD Current Mood: dead
|Wednesday, February 25th, 2004|
|Hear ye, hear ye
Behold, the mighty prophet Square-Enix has spoken:
Star Ocean 3 will be released in North America this August. The reason for the delay is that SE has decided to release the Director's Cut instead of the normal game. (2 more characters, bonus dungeons, etc) Thus, I will have to play Disgaea for almost 6 more months.
I'm not sure whether this is a good or bad thing.
|Thursday, February 12th, 2004|
TEd and Chris were walking down the street [gaily] one day. A street in Islamik Spain of all places! Yes, indeed! Those two young, fey scallywags were hitting it up sometime between the 7th and 15th centuries, and they were totally tolerated because Ted, as we know, is a Jew, and Chris is a Chris-tian. So the Muslims didn't care if they [had wild orgies in each other's pants] practiced Judaism or Christianity.
Right. Anyhoo, Sirs Chris and Ted were a-walkin' down the street, and SUDDENTLY Chris's heart was fillecd with the holy power of Jesus Christ and he ran like a wild man down teh street screaming hallelujahs and hail-marys and glory-bes.
A bit guffawed at this display of sheer holy-type lust from his secret manlover, Ted stood there in the street, knot knowwing whether to cry his dusty tears into the dustry dusty road or sing out a song of woe and sweet bitterness.
Instead, Ted, our littel
(emphasis mine) Jewish friend quoth, his heart filled with the vile desires of the flesh:
"Yo, Islamic Spain can totally kiss my bony chinese ass."
The enD! Current Mood: en-sorrowed
|Sunday, February 1st, 2004|
Ah, were that i were SUch a feckl3ss youth once again!!1~
Even Glorai was not os F4TT back then!!
Mang me with your wanger, dingaling.
|Thursday, December 11th, 2003|
|When I am teh tractor, all is hapiness
Sometimes when I see the chunli i cant control ted because he can't stop the fun. man, i danced so much i did. i am now typing and telling the story of our magic oh he's looking up porn on my computer game we had the LOSER SQUAD! came back and won everything cocksocket says ted. Then we watched the movie thta really sucked and I said fuck a lot when I left the room. I cant find my jacket either. and ted saw a tractor. it was pretty
|Tuesday, December 9th, 2003|
the live ojurnal machina has updated the momo and it is so hot i cannot believe that it acutllay has wokred after alltherse years1! mark says that i like little girls but he is wrong momo is growned yp in all the right places i mean what am i talking about MOMOMOMOMOMOMOM i <3 MOMOMOMOMO!!!!
TEd is FAT!
|Friday, December 5th, 2003|
|i cry rivers of blood of the plains on despair
oh momo....why cannot i not upload your beautiful face....you are like a spritely spirit always bobbing out of sight like a will o'the wisp 0/1 black creature flying one black to regenerate. sigh. woe is me.
|Thursday, August 28th, 2003|
|dorm life is fun
RollingThunder29: hey penisslapper
jikuusaber2: slap this, mofo
RollingThunder29: dont even think about it buttfav\
note the "buttfav\" occurred when i launched myself at ted and slapped his dong.