SuperGothPoetXXIV (jikuusaber) wrote,
SuperGothPoetXXIV
jikuusaber

Bahamas for money and profit

Ladies and gentlemen, bahamas time is on the horizon.


HOW TO GET TO THE HOUSE

0. Did you know there are no addresses in the Bahamas? All mail is done through PO boxes.

1. Arrive in North Eleuthera airport.

2. tell the taxi driver you need to go to "Harbor Island". S/he will take you to a water taxi.

3. Take the water taxi to Harbor Island.

4. Take another taxi to "Sea Dream House".

5. Touch yourself for days.


FOODS AND SUCH

1. Be prepared to give me money for food; $60 per person is a good starting place. Cash would be preferred, check is possible.


KITTY DONKEY

1. Shout like a tiger.


Love,
Chris


*edit* When I say $60, I mean you pay me $60 for communal food for the week; obviously you should come prepared with payment power beyond that.
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